“ THE BOSSES WIFE ”
I’m taking the long road North, far away from this town
I’m taking the long road North
Gotta collect a debt from a guy that’s been screwing me around.
I’m taking the long road North
Don’t know exactly why
Except the boss’s wife said,
“Collect the money or I’m going to make you cry!”
I’m taking the long road North
Way up to Grants Pass town
Gotta go North to have myself a look around.
Going up North to Grants Pass TOWN to have a look around
Except the asshole probably is nowhere to be found.
I’m going up North for the boss’s wife
Thinking every moment about how I going TO save My life.
Lord this must be a mistake.
SQUIRMING AND WEEPING AND TRYING TO SHAKE MYSELF AWAKE
DON’T KNOW HOW SHE TALKED ME INTO BEING SUCH A SNAKE.
WAY UP NORTH TO GRANTS PASS TOWN
I KNEW I WOULD HAVE TO GET THERE TO HAVE MYSELF A LOOK AROUND.
I WAS THINKING ALL THE TIME UP THIS HOLLOW ROAD
GOD ONLY KNOWS I’M NOT IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MODE.
I WENT INTO TOWN WITH A LOT OF REGRET
I KNEW I HAD TO FIND THIS ASSHOLE AND COLLECT THE DEBT.
THERE I WAS IN THIS OLD TOWN…HAD A WORRIED FROWN…HAD TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND.
THE BOSSES WIFE TOLD ME TO COLLECT THE DEBT
SEEMS LIKE EVERY ONE I KNEW WANTED TO MAKE A BET
I REALLY DIDN’T WANT MY LIFE TO END JUST YET.
HAD A HARD LOOK AROUND
THERE IN THAT DIRTY OLD TOWN
I WAS HOPING AND PRAYING THAT I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SHOOT HIM DOWN.
AND THERE HE WAS HEADED FOR HIGHER GROUND
HE KNEW I WAS COMING TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND.
THE PISTOLS POPED AND THE BULLETS FLEW
I WAS WEEPING AND SOBBING AND HUGGING THE GROUND
I KNOW LONGER WANTED TO LOOK AROUND.
THE PISTOLS POPPED AND THE BULLETS FLEW
THERE I WAS THINKING, OH GOD…IF HE ONLY KNEW
I SURE WASN’T PACKING MUCH OF CREW
IF HE ONLY KNEW.
THERE I WAS IN THAT DIRTY OLD TOWN
ABOUT TO GET MYSELF SCATTERED AROUND.
I WAS WEEPING AND SOBBING AND HUGGING THE GROUND
MY EYES WERE TOO FULL OF TEARS FOR ME TO EVEN FROWN.
I FLEAD FOR MY LIFE
NOT THINKING MUCH ABOUT THE BOSSES WIFE
I RAN SOUTH TRYING TO SAVE MY DAMN LIFE.
I RAN SOUTH OUT OF THAT DIRTY OLD TOWN
CREEPING AND SLITHERING LIKE A SNAKE ON THE GROUND
I DIDN’T THINK MUCH ABOUT THE BOSSES WIFE
GONNA GET OUT OF THERE AND SAVE MY LIFE.
HEADDED SOUTH OUT OF THAT TOWN
SNIFFING AND SNORTING LIKE AN OLD COON HOUND
HEADED SOUTH CRAWLING ON THE GROUND.
I DIDN’T CARE MUCH FOR THE BOSSES WIFE
CARED A LITTLE MORE ABOUT MY OWN DAMN LIFE.
I HEADED SOUTH TO MY HOMETOWN
FINALLY PICKING MY HEAD UP OFF THE GROUND
THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE MYSELF A LOOK AROUND.
I RAN INTO THE BOSSES WIFE
SHE SAID, “YOU BETTER HAVE THE MONEY OR I’ll RUIN YOUR LIFE.”
I HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH THE BOSSES WIFE.
I told her I was thinking about changing my life.
I told her I didn’t care much of her means and schemes
Told her I didn’t care much about her dreams.
I left my hometown
Thought I might go have a look around.
Think I’ll go change my life
Just don’t care THAT much for the bosses wife.
© CHUCK FARMER